A Turtle Walking Through Peanut Butter

There is no easy way of describing how slow I am other than this: a-turtle-walking-through-peanut-butter-kinda-slow. This is generally speaking of most everything. I'm slow at writing (as mentioned in the previous post). I believe this is strongly due to the fact that I am left-handed. I'm slow at running. I mean, don't get me wrong. I can run AND I can outrun some people…like if there was a race with 4010 people, I would place 3468. (This actually happened in a half marathon that I ran during the Spring…that I didn't prepare whatsoever for. I died, but that's a different story for another time.) I'm slow when it comes to anything art-related, including: drawing, crafting, and especially painting. Funny thing is these are, or should I say used to be, my hobbies I indulged myself in the most. I STILL have yet to finish a painting I started in my high school art class.

It's a water mill & a pond with a large tree on the right edge.
Well, it will be...eventually.

I graduated in 2007. You do the math.

Point is, it takes me a hot minute hour and a half (at minimum) to either get things done or get with the drift. I mean, even the whole "love life" thing is a work-in-progress as far as "drift catching" goes & that's been 25 year & counting. You'd think I'd have it down by now. BUT. I digress…

The point here is basically to give you a heads up. I'M SLOW. So if my shit is nowhere near as "put together" as others, I'm sorry. One of the major things I'm slow with is technology. I got some of it down pat, but blogging is not included in that "some". This is brand spankin' new to me. I was reading a few other peoples' blogs on a regular basis & decided to give it a go. Do I know how to add all the gizmos, gadgets, & whatchya-ma-call-its? Nope, no clue. It's a learning experience, so bear with me. I wonder if there is a "Blogging for Dummies" book I could invest in. Hmm….let's goole it.

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What do you know, they have a crapload of different kinds of "Blogging for Dummies". They even specifically have "Google Blogger for Dummies".

Anywho, I just wanted to make all who read this aware. Speaking of being aware, is it appropriate for me to show off the t.v. stand I spent over FIVE hours of my life (that I will never get back) putting together? Of course it is, it's my blog. I make the rules here. *insert booming voice*

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